Things that are awesome.
Taking a hot bubble bath with the lights off, the bathroom window open, listening to the rain. (I should be listening to Luther Vandross when I do this and sharing the tub with a sophisticated black man, but usually I’m too stoned to put any music on at all. I’ll attempt it, but get distracted and start writing lists or taking photos of myself posing with a jar of peanut butter and then by the time I get to the bathtub it’s cold so I have to start over and the whole process takes a goddam DAY).
Soy lattes. Also known as meal replacement drinks.
The open road. Heading out in the morning with a soy latte and a stack of random CD’s I haven’t touched in years, a camera, and no place to be at no particular time. Stopping to take pictures of weird things whenever I please. Then In-n-Out, animal style.
Making Corgi Burleson lay down on my bare feet. He’s like a living Ugg.
Hot sake.
The smell of fresh paint.
Being inside an automatic car wash.
Laundromats. Especially pale turquoise ones with fake wood paneling.
Nail posters at cheap nail salons.
Hotel sex.
Vacation sex.
Shower sex.
The basement of your parents house sex while watching Family Guy.
Sunday morning sex.
Watching middle of the night infomercials in a Snuggie.
Fancy pot dispensaries that treat weed like fine wine.
The amount of crutches at any given thrift store at any given time.
An ice cold can of beer on my sweaty back.
Baby huffing and boyfriend huffing. They both smell so good.
Dwarf foreheads. So big!
Dwarf calves. So tine!
Dwarf hands. So pudge! Like tiny pork chops!
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Fridays.
