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Shame : A Review
Shit that stays in the dark, secret, mucky corners of your life festers and becomes toxic, an obsession, a handicap. Meaningless sex. Lots of meaningless sex whose sole purpose is to temporarily fill a hole. Literally and figuratively. Nice junk, Fassbender. If this movie was a rapper, it would be Heavy D. I now walk with a heavy, lead coat wrapped around my shoulders. It’s one of...
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nedhepburn: His family put out 15 minutes of (totally) unreleased material recorded when he was just 21. He would’ve been 50 this Friday, hence why the EP is called “12/16/61”. It’s pretty much awesome that Bill Hicks and I share the same birthday and are therefore the SAME PERSON.
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…BEANS. Zoe and I will be posting anything totally awesome, incredible, genius, adorable, and fantastic. Follow us. It will be like a cotton candy dopamine massage.
Stage Door: A review
I’ve been on an old movie kick lately! Stage Door (1937) is fantastic. A banana pudding and champagne feast for the eyes Ginger Rogers is a babe Silk rompers and high kicks Lucille Ball is perfection Old fashioned champagne glasses (low and wide) are better than the stupid tall ones of today I bet women back then smelled of powder and roses Garters and stockings every day Ruffles...
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The Truth About Hair. Grow it out.
the Little Pink Devotional guide to holiday...
Ladies and Germs, shop local this year! Stick it to the man! Support your community. Buy from mom and pop shops and, if you happen to live in the middle of nowhere or want to give something really one of a kind, shop Etsy. Here’s a handful of Etsy gift ideas that anyone on your list will be happy to receive. You’ll feel better, the world will be a better place, and you’ll be...
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is I have like four friends and none of them live in San Francisco. Sometimes I feel like packing up my shit and just starting over…again…somewhere else. I think I’m already doing that mentally in a lot of ways, but there’s nothing like a big ol’ physical move to really wipe the slate clean. But then I hear that awfully true quote: “Wherever you go, there you...
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Harold and Maude
I’ve always wanted an old hearse. So practical! You and a couple of babes could sleep in the back, and it would be roomy enough for a roomful of thrift stores treasures. Plus they look super badass. This movie is shot in and around San Francisco. You should walk over to your neighborhood movie store tonight and rent it.
I woke up this morning to an overturned Aloe plant (poor Dolores! Her fat little stems are all limp now) and a half eaten avocado, chewed by tiny front teeth. Those assholes! The traps I bought are still empty and I noticed a small pile of sawdust on the floor. It seems they are getting too fat and are now creating bigger holes to fit through. Their poops are also twice the size as before. I fear...
My favorite (and only) purse was stolen. Inside was my new camera, most likely filled with x-rated photos, an 8th of green goddess, and my favorite lipstick. All replaceable, but a huge bummer in the summer nonetheless. Now I’m just walking around with a Trader Joe’s tote imagining some very very lucky girl with perfect red lips and a great bag, high as a vet with glaucoma. I...
My birthday is in a few short weeks and if you want to get me something, let it be a lake trampoline and a trampoline sleepover. Thanks.