“Blood is coming from inside of my body, through an opening between my legs.”

I think I’ve found the weirdest video on YouTube.

Ambient Kittens. 

(Source: bodega, via andrewharlow)

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After.

Liquid rainbows!

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Before.

Shit San Franciscans Say. Finally.

I also wish it was warm enough to swim.

Palm Springs

I wish I was in Palm Springs right now, wearing a bikini by the pool at the Coral Sands, reading a trashy magazine and drinking a margarita and eating some chips. I wish I was doing nothing but spreading oil on my legs and watching the sun move across the sky, the hot desert air pulling me into the water once in awhile. 

Then when the sun starts to drop, hop in a hot shower and put on some jasmine perfume and a pretty dress and ride a bike until I get hungry and want more margaritas and chips.

And then head back to the Coral Sands and have hotel sex and watch lame TV until the sun comes up.

I love Palm Springs.

Something weird is ever since I was a boy crazy little girl I always had a thing for Mexican skateboarders. Something about that dark skin and laid back attitude and Vision Street Wear and knowing they would have a pinata at their birthday just made me swoon.

So this song is going out to my Mexican skateboarding boyfriend. I’m glad you’re mine, chulo.